The worst cat. Programming will vary.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass:
This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe
ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE
AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them
^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT
I’m crying because
“Hi mama!! Ilysm you raised me and you’re an amazing cat! :) I’ll protect you when I’m big and strong”
Touch my son. I fucking dare you.
Beautiful
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people who vote yes on, or support, policies like this should have their homes bulldozed
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on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism
Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.
hey man i think you might just be dumb
wtf
this post is just calling anti feminists racist
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you look at that, the shoe fits
Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin
omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN
give me your fucking wig
Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind
it’s like visiting at a friend’s house and all their family members are fighting about different things
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DEPLOY THE BOYS
You really won’t ever appreciate how cool insect wings are until you’ve seen all this footage.
The ones with wing covers that completely open up are beetles, by the way, but the ones LIKE beetles whose protective cover remains in place are bugs. Bug is supposed to be a special term for just one insect group!
Mid-way through is an earwig’s wings, which is neither a beetle nor a bug, but does have very beetle-like wing cases.I never knew all the slidey mechanisms on hemipteran wings. They look like organic transformers…
captain america was bitten by a radioactive american
iron man was bitten by radioactive tin foil
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I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”
Your comment just made me cry laughing
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best life advice is to not fuck with people named after a month
who hurt you
april from teenage mutant ninja turtel
turtel
oh sorry didnt realise this was a spelling bee
Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:
- Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
- Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
- Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
- Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
- Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
- Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses
You forgot the most important
